screamtrilogy:

Just follow Randy’s rules! 

1. You can never have sex.

2. You can never drink or do drugs.

3. NEVER ever under any circumstances say “I’ll be right back”.

Me: who took my phone
Anthony: Not me it was jose
Jose: no yo no fui mentiroso
[ lil fight]
Me: oh there it is under the bed sorry guys
why is life soo idk boring these days

why is life soo idk boring these days

my fam

my fam

whats good